brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She just used a chaser for red wine.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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