Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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