I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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