The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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