I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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