I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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