thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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