Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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