that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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