so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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