Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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