we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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