Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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