mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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