my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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