Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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