party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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