Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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