So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
