I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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