me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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