She announced her abortion via fbk
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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