'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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