Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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