Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Your cock deserves a montage
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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