butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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