tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The Olympian is in my bed
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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