i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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