just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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