question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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