Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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