that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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