I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i think i have herpe
just one?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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