You made me cry and you don't even care
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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