And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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