and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
