I have demons in me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
