All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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