summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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