How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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