Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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