butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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