i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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