So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
