does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Randomize
