so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My Sexting was not on an AP level
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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