Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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