its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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