i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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