But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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